When one sees something not right – out of the ordinary, for example – it’s only right to ask, “Why?”. Whether this is silently questioned in an inquisitive mind, or asked out loud, it must be answered. Such was an encounter the other day when I casually walked into a room for a mid-day munchie. In context, a mid-morning breakroom where there happened to be a lamination machine being officially occupied by a co-worker. Just the two of us. One casually snacking on mini whoppers and another seemingly working on a whopper of a job by said machine.
“Seemingly”, may I add. Granted, knowing this person, anything is possible. Generally, one should have available something to laminate? I spied by my very eyes … nothing. Clearly, nothing. Time being of the essence, I did understand the hesitancy in her reply when I asked, “Why .. ? What are you doing? ..There’s nothing here?”.
This was question #1.
Seeing through my “possible” sarcastic nature (but, avoiding a natural, satirical response), she spoke an unadorned comeback, “Hey, I’m waiting for this machine to warm-up. Do you know what temperature it has to reach?”. I was impressed with this reply. Logical. To the point; however, it was very transparent .. she was avoiding my, “Why?”
Again. “I know the machine is warming up. What project are you laminating? I don’t see anything on the table? Why?”
This was question #2
Once the machine reached it’s desired goal five minutes later, I got my answer. Five minutes of nothing. No laminated bird pictures, artist summaries, color wheels, how-to’s of this-and that’s, forest critter drawings, or kiddo crayon doodles – nada.
A pail-full of pellucid pandering for a period of five minutes. Intriguing? Yes.
…And I lamented the lamination – which ended up being my answer. You, distinctly, read this right. Q: To repeat #2 “Why?”. A: “To Laminate a Lamination”.
Ah, but there was a follow-up. Yayoi Kusama.
If you are familiar with a bright red bob wig, then my good friend’s answer makes perfect sense. Yayoi Kusama died mid-August and she was known for her signature wig as well as a distinctive art style. Mainly, her immersion into a clear, reflective, and boundless art style. This is what I can gather from my minimal search. So, from an educational perspective, to give students clear laminate in which to explore Yayoi’s world clears things up for me.
I guess I can see-through the genius of Yayoi to walk on my good friend’s motivational (and educational) path. Looking back, if I wasn’t hungry for the whoppers, none of this would have happened.
Lesson learned. Still ALWAYS good to ask, “Why?”. Even if the first answer doesn’t make sense, remember, the second mouse always gets the cheese … and learns a lesson in the process.
As long as it doesn’t get too close to the lamination machine. That wouldn’t be good.
“Hey, it’s Dad. You should come in. There’s a guy playing the piano in about an hour. Thought you might enjoy it”
Hard for me to resist. As a pianist, this message from dad garnered my musical attention. I do get flyers from his facility noting special events and didn’t notice this, however, things change. In the midst of a stupidly busy schedule, finding time to meet dad’s needs and enjoy a pianist was hard to pass up.
I quickly loaded frozen foods into my commercial freezer, stacked rolls and buns neatly on trays in my van, organized paperwork in half-time, and waited in line at the local bank … all in enough time to arrive five minutes early. Dad was seated in his usual comfortable chair against the same wall to the right side of a wonderful grand piano. Luck would have an empty chair to his right. A casual son-hug and welcoming smile greeted the 2 pm concert.
… and so did a nice lady who walked into the ornate room with song sheets in hand.
To my unexpected surprise, this was an afternoon sing-along. Not classical Chopin or beautiful Bach, but nonetheless a shifting of my mental gears toward “You Are My Sunshine” and “She’ll Be Coming Around The Mountain”…
And you know what? Perfectly ok!
Listening to delightful Debussy or magnificent Mozart is centering. I love piano music of all eras. Playing baroque through modern piano literature has invited joy into my life for decades. Listening to concerti, sonatas, suites, symphonies, operas, Broadway shows, and beyond has immeasurably changed my life.
Yes, music is extremely important. (The arts, in general, are.) No more than fifteen years ago, dad was active in my barbershop harmony chorus. As I directed, he dutifully sang in the lead section. This day he hadn’t lost his wonderful voice through song, although, following the lyrics was a struggle.
We sang together. Melody and harmony. Thirty minutes of a son interweaving notes around a dad’s melodic existence as only he knows. Some correctly sung, some not. And, that was certainly OK. Perfectly fine.
“What a cool musical metaphor painted on the canvas dad and I have!” This crossed my mind as we sat together winding our way through “Grandfather’s Clock”.
So many times over the years dad has maintained a path – dementia led – that isn’t really solid melodically, and I’ve had to find a way to harmonize with it. Have it make some sense, in a way – try to improvise a solution that’s pleasing, kind, and sympathetic. All the while, keep the intent of his melody intact.
After the sing-along, we had to part ways quickly as my schedule became my boss once again. Too many events and not enough days to … well, work. Dad was very happy an effort was made to come in and see “the guy” play piano. With a hug and a smile, about forty-minutes ended.
During his week-ending days, he most likely forgot that “concert”. Routine took over. I am sure meals, daily care, and other activities began to occupy brain space otherwise used for “Let Me Call You Sweetheart” memories. Again, certainly OK. Perfectly fine.
I’ll take all this as a win – both for dad and me. Sure, it wasn’t capricious Copland or happy Haydn who occupied our time; however, it was classic dad for a half-hour as only he can be … as he is.
Next time there’s a concert invite in my message inbox, I’ll still go regardless of the “performer”, of course. Never know what surprise awaits that will engage my interest.
Warning though. If it’s anything related to dancing, there will be no video or blog post. That’s an art form – albeit very important – you won’t see me do. Not pretty.
(Before reading the following, there’s an update. Ron DiFrancesco is now my friend. He is the last known survivor of the south tower. I didn’t Google. Strangely enough, no more than two hours after posting this blog, a video appeared on my Meta feed. Unsearched. Unasked. And now, unmasked in my world. I have no answers, still, as to why so many perished on that awful day. As to the possibility of my “illogical” question? Asked. Answered.)…
… with that in mind, I wrote:
I do remember September 11th 2001.
This short entry won’t be a recollection about what I was doing on that beautiful Tuesday morning. Instead, it is what always crosses my mind every year on this day. Every. Year.
Not saying this is a unique thought at all. It’s different, however. Many others may have the same. What an awful day it was, so the odds are pretty good.
My mind goes to whomever that very last person was who got out of the first tower before it fell. Who was it? Did this person actually survive the immediate aftermath of all the debris enveloping that entire area? Most likely there was some idea a second plane hit the other tower … maybe?
…and then I assume whomever it was, they didn’t survive unless he/she had enough time to run far enough away.
Curiosity keeps me interested enough to, oddly, not google for an answer as to “who?” this may be … even on the remote chance someone exists who fits the query.
… and I’m not even sure it’s logical?
All I do know is heroes went in and didn’t come out. Jumpers weren’t suicidal. They were our fellow Americans who needed to escape the fiery furnace for one last breath of freedom – whether voluntary, or not. People died that day in planes and buildings, who expected to return home – which is, sadly, the only thing logically that connects from that Tuesday.
I think this is why I don’t really want an answer to my, possibly, illogical question. That day didn’t make a whole lot of sense. Like you, I’ve listened to so many tributes and read a copious amount of September 11th recollections and remembrances. Also, many analytical articles have passed through my hands.
With all that, those mid-morning moments still make no sense. What a waste of good, human souls who had so much to contribute these past twenty-five years.
I don’t know who the person is I think about? Maybe he/she doesn’t exist in the scenario that may not have even happened.
All I know is what did happen on September 11th is still real in my brain. A time in my life as unique to me as to you. All of us alive at that time can’t forget how awful it was.
… and I am very satisfied just letting this go at that.
“I have plenty of stuff here that can be used. Whenever you have time to look at it. No big rush”.
Another message. Another twenty-one, or so, words gratefully left on my voicemail Friday. I don’t interpret these words to mean anything other than dad reaching out for verbal companionship – for a connection. Words, themselves, don’t really matter.
(As aside here, I didn’t really listen to him – or anyone – as a teenager, anyway, …. but let’s not let that get in the way here. 😃)
These words don’t matter. His intention does. His need for a momentary connection to his son – even if it was in a thirty-second voicemail – counts a lot in his life. And mine. I want him to hear my voice … in person, or recorded. He needs this.
As I’ve written before, it’s difficult for me to answer most times. Life is, well, busy. None of us who are on the forefront of caregiving can set aside our schedules. We want to, but can’t. Even if I had all the time and money available at my over-extended fingertips, it wouldn’t be healthy to commit 100%, anyway. The emotional balancing act in which we engage is challenging. Rewarding, yes. Tiring, yes.
Following each call – answered or voicemail – I do try to see him within the next twelve hours +/-. Not always possible, of course. A good percentage of time my schedule allows it – which leaves a small “bad” percentage.
Thus, that message Friday, sadly. It’s Sunday morning and I felt the “no big rush” empty hours creep into my life last night. Before Saturday’s church service, an unsettled hush occupied my mind. An urgency to see dad without the time to follow-up took the place of prelude preparation and sanctuary service. Granted, this was over an hour before because I arrive early to help open the church. Yet, this didn’t lessen the malaise I felt…
… Initially. I write, “Initially”, because within five minutes of entering through our side doors, my ears caught a very familiar voice coming from our fellowship hall. An elderly, tenor male voice echoing around our large gathering hall was easily recognized as one of Zion’s recently retired clergy. Sitting as a dedicated grandfather … dutifully watching over playful grandchildren was his job at that moment. Neither of us realized another task was at hand.
A casual, “Hello, usually nobody is here …”, turned into much needed twenty-one, or so, minutes gratefully exchanged between old friends as I was the organist/pianist during his long and rewarding tenure at Zion.
“It was nice to see your dad last weekend in church”, began this wonderful conversation between friends. An observation warranted because Pastor Scott attends regularly with his family.
“Yeah. I felt it was a good idea to bring him to late service … and then see if he had enough energy to go to our church picnic afterwards.”
A larger door opened at that point. Not one to the church. One to my conversational soul. One that isn’t opened very often, surprisingly. (Although, I do talk to others on occasion including the current pastor, secretary, and a few good friends).
So many ask about dad – how he’s doing. The, “what’s going on with him?” umbrella-in-passing kinda query. I don’t mind, but a quick, “he’s fine” seems to satisfy questioners as they move on with their lives. I get it. I don’t hold anything against anyone. Lives move and gears grind in the engines of every one’s schedules, families, and jobs.
There was something different with Pastor Scott’s words. Granted, he’s a pastor. With that comes a certain expectation of compassion. This wasn’t it. It was just a normal guy – a good friend sincerely asking about my dad.
… so we talked and laughed. Life as it is in this net of dad’s dementia. No advice given. “It must be difficult for your dad to manage what’s going on inside his brain”. “I think it is?”, was my hesitant reply as I am not sure what path ideas take inside a person’s brain who has dementia. As someone who knows dad, he continued, “I guess he feels comfortable in his own way and is, at least, trying to manage”.
“Yes, he is”, I candidly replied.
This comforting dialog continued for another twenty minutes. Life between a dad and son through the consoling and sympathetic casually dressed clerical collar of a retired pastor. Benevolent brotherhood at it’s best. I could only image dad sitting off in the near distance nodding in agreement as friendly phrases graced my ears. Almost like dad was saying, “It’s ok. No big rush. Believe me. No big rush”, through the words Pastor Scott was speaking.
I didn’t expect to be playing my prelude last night with light-heartedness when arriving over an hour prior. That time with Pastor Scott provided an unexpected education. This journey with dad isn’t about one-way messages on an answering machine. It’s not even only two-way conversations when I am actually able to answer the phone, or take dad somewhere for a treat.
We can bring others into the conversation to help more often. To untangle the net. To help straighten out the bent thoughts and crooked, confusing conversations between a caregiver and “patient”…
It IS an opportunity to allow myself, and others going through this, to be brave enough to ask for specific help – to open up for conversation. Allow follow-ups when the, “What’s going on with your dad?”, questions appear unexpectedly. “Do you have a minute to talk?… I have a few concerns.”, wouldn’t be a bad thing once in a while if the timing is appropriate.
Who knows? Laughter and meaningful dialog may happen?
After nearly three times twenty-one, or so years of my life, it’s still hard not to do everything myself. If this journey with dad is teaching me one thing, stopping to learn, laugh, and listen to another person is a good thing.
Dad would be happy to know I am learning this lesson, finally.
“With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.” — [Oscar Wilde]
I hope this never comes to pass with dad. Meaning, he should never, ever, feel left alone – abandoned by his family. Notably, this son.
Dementia has a pail-full of confusing problems. I don’t have a ladle big enough to scoop out enough ounces to have it all make sense to me – let alone empty the humongous bucket dad must carry around 24/7. This is what occupies my time – my thoughts – a few minutes every once in a while. He and I are at an emotional well together.
He can be sitting with me holding a spoonful of dripping hot fudge over a serving of vanilla ice cream, or miles away tucked into a routine at his facility. Regardless, dementia is constantly filling up pails and buckets with confusing signals, information, and “whys”.
His pail ripples with same-old-same-old to him. What goes in is, possibly, new information, yet old to me and the very kind assistants who are patient with him. What hat should I wear? (That is the same every day if we go somewhere) Is my razor charging / where is it? (Same every day) … Will I be back for my meal? These question, I hope, are not stressful, but I know dad. I know he worries. These are his ripples.
My bucket is a bit different. I don’t worry about him. Not about the care he’s receiving. The guidelines I use are health and safety. Are they being met? Yes, absolutely! Where he is couldn’t be better.
My emotional ripples are bigger than that. Like I mentioned, I need a bigger ladle.
It had been a few days since I was able to get in. Yesterday, finally, in the midst of a few ridiculous rainstorms and high humidity, a nice walk down toward his room was a welcome relief. Usually a knock, or two, is all that’s needed to get a nice welcome smile to greet me. Not this time. Another attempt. Nope. Third time. Silence.
Off to the activity room to check on a possible group event. Maybe he was otherwise engaged? Nope.
I knew not to fear the worst. Dad is in pretty good health, so any idea of an emergency wasn’t warranted. Fortunately, a nice aide was able to help with a spare key.
As I figured, dad was sleeping as soundly as I’ve ever known him to be. This was an odd time for him to rest. No illness or other reason for this came immediately to my mind. We rustled him up, slightly, and I said my usual, “Hey, Dad..”, to see if he wanted to get out a little bit.
“…how about just going back to sleep and I’ll see you later?”, noticing his very different demeanor.
“Huh? … hmmph, ok”. And with that, a creased pillow found his head, once again, nestled into a very warm, comfy spot. I carefully refolded a blanket over his shoulder, said a soft “goodbye”, and gently closed the door behind me less than a minute later.
Walking back down that hallway felt different. Dad was alone, but not really. We were at that stupid well. My bucket was, again, filling up with confusing information. Is his age catching up to him? Is this advancing dementia? Was he simply bored on this particular day? Did he not recognize me, thus, not want to go? Am I looking too much into this?
Was this selfish of me to want his company, yet be unfulfilled? What’s the answer here?
I just don’t think there is one. And this is the problem with dementia. So much information, yet each case / each diagnosis is so different. Not only this, each connection with individual family members is unique. Everyone brings flawed buckets and pails if they care to have real, meaningful, beautiful bonds with a dementia striken loved one.
No matter the age-related situation, no elderly person EVER should be alone. They are the lifeblood of wisdom, unique energy, laughter, generational compassion, and historical preservation.
My dad has his set of problems now. Yesterday, I felt he was alone for just a minute or so. That’s on me. That’s my moment at the well. It’s my bucket to bear. Unfortunately, his pail is dementia – whatever it has to be one any given day, any presented moment.
Like I always say, “The other side of reality is getting a great guy little by little, so for now, I’ll take whatever dementia let’s me have on this side at the moment.”+
Pretty much a whole day wasted on bills, errands, to-dos, and miscellaneous, mindless meddling in necessary life’s mundane activities. One planned trip around a corner branched off into two more “why not since here?” scurries to other “whys?” in the road where, of course, another destination awaited.
It’s not those payments, plans, and preparations didn’t need to be done. Today, however, wasn’t the day designated for such fun. It was to be hours of relaxation after a short commitment this morning at a local school. We are to be the masters of our time, not the other way around?
Convenience took over. I know of no other explanation. A “why not?” theme took over my symphony of serenity. I stepped up to the podium expecting to conduct one small errand. Considering the well orchestrated list of bills and preparations on a list – well scored in my portfolio sitting quietly to my right – I had no choice but to lift the convenience baton and begin directing.
All my players were close and within cooperating distance. So, “why not?” … without regard to the time it was going to take. This was, in retrospect, not a little minuet as it turned out. More at hand an extended, multi-movement opus including multiple stops, some electronic communications, busy traffic, many players of varying expertise, and time … lots of time. A rather complicated score to handle with little preparation.
For one who was only prepared for calm and relaxation, quite a change.
As the coda came to a close around six-thirty this evening, a curtain of relief came down on the stage. The orchestra quieted down to a welcomed silence. No more traffic. No more time. Done.
And so nothing like getting no relaxing in … and nothing like that feeling of getting a lot done when not expecting to.
Is this a paradox? So says google: “A situation that appears self-contradictory or illogical at first, but actually reveals a hidden or deeper truth.” I thought so at first, but not really.
Nothing happened I wanted to do, but a lot got done I didn’t want to do … but am glad got done – after all was done.
Maybe it falls along that procrastination fine line? You know you “should” do a thing … keep putting it off … glad it’s done when finally finished?
Don’t want to read too much into all this. Find it mildly entertaining I spent valuable time being slightly irritated – giving into impulses to satisfy non-urgent obligations … only to be happy about it later. The self-diagnosing psychiatrist in me would simply like to know what condition this is.
If there isn’t one, that’s fine. I’ll just go back to the refrigerator, crack open a pack of chocolate chip cookies and a diet soda. Life can be more easily understood under a sugar high, anyway.
Good news. The next few days I have less bills to pay, less planning to do, and just a little prep. work for next week’s partial work schedule and hopeful relaxation carve-out.
After all, if Bernstein and Karajan were allowed breaks from their prestigious podiums, I should be given respite from my life’s directorial responsibilities once in a while, too.
It was a Konnor Griffin night at the Altoona Curve ballpark Sunday. Granted, a rehab assignment for the star Pittsburgh Pirates shortstop, but an important fan event locally. Over 7,000 fans packed People’s Natural Gas field to see this phenom swing a bat and field a few ground-outs before his expected return to the steel city. It’s expected to be a short stint here. Thus, the excitement.
Between a few bites of my Curve burger, I got up – noticing Konnor was up to the plate. Previous plate appearances had my torso jammed in a seat up in the third tier level … not real good for even a, err, new camera phone. Down in the first level concourse food court? Much better!
Ok, so the safety net is between us. Still not a bad picture. The only better ones I have are rookie photos graded and signed in my baseball card collection. Hey, for an amateur on a semi-burger binge – navigating a maze of hungry humanity – not bad, I say.
My scorecard began with swings and misses.
Going to the game at 5:30 was expected. Turning the corner off a major highway, coming back from an out of town trip and running into major traffic jams, was not expected. Traffic backed turning into an avenue leading to the stadium was horrendous. As that moment, I knew something was up. Not knowing Konnor Griffin’s appearance was the reason, frustration took root.
We had little time to spare. A side trip home was necessary (and planned ahead) before coming to the game. Passing by available parking wasn’t only a tough pill to swallow – that pill never came out of the bottle. Twenty minutes later upon our return, available lots were nearly full. Konnor elation in full swing.
By this time, pregame festivities were being broadcast on the radio, so I knew what was on base.
One lonely space became available waaay down in a lot seldom used during any other game. I suppose the walk up did me some good? Needed to burn off some calories ahead to help absorb the anticipated soda, Curve burger with cheese, chips, and soft pretzel w/nachos cheese I never can say never to …
There IS something to a local minor league baseball game. The 50/50 drawing I never win. Seeing a lot of people from the neighborhoods around who say, “hi”. Inter-inning games our Curve staff put out on the field. Fireworks almost every night. Pretty good food for only “slightly” higher prices than what would be paid outside of the stadium. A chance for kids to get an autograph of future MLB stars in rehab assignments or just coming up through the system. So much here for a nice evening.
When expected, I guess.
The traffic wasn’t. No real complaints. Just a half hour of “what are we going to do if there’s no parking?”… Be creative, I suppose. I’ve never gone to a Curve game where parking was a problem. The catch? Meeting friends who had free tickets for us. Just didn’t want to disappoint them by bailing. It’s why we made a special trip back from an activity an hour away.
Didn’t expect Konnor or the traffic. Knew it was going to be nice weather and wonderful friends to finish off a busy weekend.
Most times, Life isn’t 100% the way we expect. All kinds of “traffic” gets in our way.
In the end, most if it works out. After a longer than normal walk, we find our way through it to something enjoyable. Probably.
At least this is what I learned when Konnor stepped up and didn’t do real well at the plate. So he had an off night? On average, I believe he’ll be fine.
One night doesn’t define goodness. A little unexpected traffic didn’t ruin an evening, either. It was surprising, for sure. Glad one space was available and the opportunity was there, at the very least, to eventually relax.
Our hometown team lost. It hasn’t been a fantastic year. Westward by two hours, our Pirates aren’t that great. Both teams struggle. Can’t be sure. Could be ownership, management, player development, … I certainly don’t know. My life-lane doesn’t intersect at all with professional sports teams except in the card collecting area. Average minor league attendance per game here isn’t close to what it was Sunday night.
All I know – or care about – is: I enjoy the games in Altoona. The food and the atmosphere.
Wouldn’t mind the traffic all the time. This means they are playing well. Bumper to bumper would be expected. Now, that would be a home run on my scorecard.
It’s not uncommon to see a family of deer in our neighborhood. Usually four – a mom, dad, and two fawns. They wander about in back yards, a local graveyard, grassy areas surrounding evening walkabouts, and an elementary playgrond. During this particular evening, an after dinner stroll was, apparently, necessary near our high school. The “kids” were playing with each other as mom and dad paid particular attention to slow moving dusk traffic. I was part of that as my Mitsubishi took a u-turn up a block to make a return trip. A wooden fence provided just enough of a photo distraction between my parked car and these cervid creatures to avoid any nervous movement from them for a few seconds. Within a minute, it was time for another family adventure across the way … and they were gone.
Like I mentioned, this encounter isn’t unique for our neighborhood. Within a four block radius (+/-), deer are spotted on the regular. Sometimes there can be an octet of brown beast-ettes roaming lawns, minding their lives. Nobody really pays a bother. Once in a while, a garden takes notice as one of its vegetable or flower residents is, unfortunately, relieved of its residency. Such goes the “neighborhood”.
What do we expect when eighty years ago one lonely house stood alone four blocks away? This deer family’s ancestry had free, unobstructed reign over acres of land. Before two schools and dozens upon dozens of houses were built, this area was, yes, a bit swampy … but it was their home. Now they are still free, yes; however, dodging hundreds of over the speed-limit cars, skirting over paved roads, and avoiding as much human interaction as possible…
… even those pesky Mutsubishi pull-overs who insist on that one “please hold still” picture. The comment, “They’re so little, little”,… came across from my passenger side. I laughed. A much needed smile.
Why bother mentioning, right? Well, I needed it. Sorry, cute deer family. You were needed.
Seven hours of unnecessary, frustrating, aggravating, over-the top technological indignation precipitated this deer, oh so dear, encounter.
My phone died during lunch while I finished off a left-over Subway sub from the day before. It just went blank. No warning. No. “Hey, Doug .. guess what? I’d like the rest of my life off now. Please make sure you have everything in order. Let me know when it’s a good time for you and then I’ll sign off…”. Yeah, no.
You’d think a trip to the phone store – in the middle of an already $%*&^ busy three days – would be easy?
“Hey, my phone decided to check out…ideas?”… I felt was a timely, honest question to ask the sales representative who inquired why I stopped in.
“There’s one customer ahead of you now. Would you mind waiting?” I’ve had no issues before, so, no. Thirty minutes later finally at the service desk, the system doesn’t recognize my pin number I’ve AWLAYS used to reach my accout. I, obviously need a new phone. (Data storage – or some such conflagrational contraption corruption is the issue) … They can’t access my account. One more attempt, I’m toast. So off to a corporate store to use picture ID.
Corporate. Wait forty-five minutes to be told ID can’t access a business phone. Yeah, me!! They need to call another corporate line for voice authorization. The representative was kind, however, her tablet had spinny circle unkind issues going on and couldn’t connect IN AN INTERNET PHONE STORE (to add emphasis to my rising blood pressure issue at this particular time). In the mean time, two older church ladies in line behind me – who waited just as long – were anxious to get to a church function. I graciously allowed them to take my spot because God didn’t want me to stay in this situation any more… I am very sure of this.
Back to store #1. Stuck. Suggested I go back home to my PC email. That I do. Second floor, through the garage up the steps. My sales rep. wanted to send an email verification to that email, but IT wanted to send a verification code to my PHONE. Why? Because at this most unfortunate of times, my email decided to log out. In order to log in, of course, it wanted to send a two-step verification code to my freakin’ PHONE! Locked out of email. Locked out of my phone.
Locked out of any sense of sanity.
Oh, and everytime I come into the house now, I have to take off my shoes because there’s new carpet. This is a separate issue. Never mnd.
George Gobel once said, on the Tonight Show, “Did you ever get the feeling the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?”. I felt that way in the middle of all this yesterday. Unconnected with the world. No cell. No email. No help. No texting…. And, this is sad, angry, and kinda upsetting at the same time. Something for all of us to look into. So connected to our electronics. Ugh.
Anyway.
I had to navigate through a zero-sum gain for over seven hours. Tried an office computer away from the house where, apparently, they changed the password?… No luck. It was an afternoon where an additional cell phone “could” have helped to coordinate codes, but it was tied up at, ironically, a funeral. I finally got into my email through another cell phone four hours later, called store #1 to re-send an access approval code, and walked out with a new phone. That process was an hour.
Another battle has ensued since with all downloads, password changes, email configurations, and just old guy problems with new technology. Yesterday was ridiculous. I know it became necessary. A pin number couldn’t open my account. Four simple little digits turned into multiple trips and a stir pot of frustrated stew. I, truly, had better things to do yesterday. Unfortunately, this is where all of us are. Technology in our hands. I need a phone.
These phones are getting better and faster. My new one has twice the memory. Couldn’t get a trade value for the old one. Not sure why? At this point, don’t really care. Has little, little value to me now. After all, it is dead to me.
It isn’t possible to write every detail from yesterday. I am fortunate no medical team was necessary to assist in my hours-long ordeal. I, truly, didn’t know we had so many masons capable of building that many brick walls so quickly in our small community. Gives me hope for the trades around here.
They’re so little, little in the long run. These problems. At the time, boy do they seem monumental. I guess this is the lesson from yesterday. Seeing that family – and the comment which followed – forced me to think. Was I over-reacting? Probably. Yet, the situation required frustration. I could only stay patient for so long. I didn’t yell at anyone who was trying to help. That’s completely unnecessary. When it comes to technology, I guess they only did what they can do. If a button says, “do this”… that’s all they can do. Step A has to happen before step B?
My multiple car-alone conversations yesterday, however, …well. Let’s say they weren’t sermon material and leave it go at that. I do hope my church ladies made it to their event and the little, little ones had a pleasant evening with their family.
As for me, I hope to the deer, dear heavens I don’t need another new phone any time soon. If I do, hide all the bricks, please.
Driving for most of all forty-five years since giving up my skateboard at age sixteen – as most sexagenarians – I’ve been successful at staying in my own lane. Save a few miles of mishaps and minor ticket travesties, vehicular events have been .. well .. uneventful and mundane. Here to there. Leave place A, arrive at place B.
Ordinary. Brick, pavement, dirt, and concrete roads leading to entertainment, work, or errand destinations. Every day. Thousands upon thousands of signal lights, signs, and road markings dictating our every move. Sounds from road noise can lull us into a mental hypnotic haze as cruise control takes over during longer trips.
With all that, a full bucket of paying attention while operating a vehicle is floating on wheels. As it should be. “Defensive driving”, as I was always taught. Not 100% fool-proof, but the best blueprint for effective, safe traveling two blocks or three-hundred miles. Dad said that two word phrase to me from the passenger side of a brown manual shift Pinto decades ago. Seems ironic, looking back, “safe”, and “Pinto” crossed lanes in my life about the same time … err, never mind.
My guess would be most of us practice safe driving, right? So, this can’t be just me. It can’t be. The past year (give or take a few weeks) the same thing has been happening on the regular. Today – once again – this specific strange occurrence visited my driving experience.
Leaving a Subway sub shop shouldn’t have had anything to do with it? Now, I did order a completely different sandwich. A wrap instead of the bread. Lest, I digress here.
So many different places I’ve pulled out into traffic. Slowly. Carefully.
I have two eyes, a relatively good rotation of my head, … and (counting the windshield and all windows) eight different ways to see all traffic coming in all directions. Once a decision is made to advance my life, my car, my day … forward, … the gods of traffic do this really weird thing.
…and, to repeat myself AGAIN… it can’t be just me.
There’s no traffic anywhere. I look. I double look. Up, down, left, right, … even those fortunate (or unlucky) enough to be in my passenger side confirm my eyesight evaluation. I trust but verify whenever possible. Always.
I think you have to know where this is going.
The second I am in my lane choice, there’s a person closer to the back end of my car than my proctologist was at my last exam. To make the situation worse, apparently these particular individuals are late on their way to an emergency White House meeting. I do believe they enter through a universal worm hole to irritate the living yield out of me.
Honestly, from where do they come? It used to be only the crotch rockets. Those super-hyped, over 120 mph cycles we can’t see, yet two seconds later they are on us flying by as a blaring blur of dangerous daredevily.
I get the normal tailgaters. We’ve all had those for years. If truth be traveled freely here, I must admit bumper stickers have been easily read by this writer on occasion as well; however, defensive driving 101 is almost always anticipating what the other drivers sharing the road will do.
Pulling out onto a road .. I’d be more than happy to anticipate what a driver would do – If that driver was actually ON the road.
More and more cars on the road now than back years ago, of course, when I sat in a (very) used Pinto learning how to shift without stalling the engine. The enjoyment faded, somewhat, after that day when I realized a car was needed for the jobs after school. The car meant more responsibility. As they say, a right of passage. I went with it.
Probably everyone’s attitude changed since then? We weren’t as anxious. As much in a hurry? We went with what life gave us.
A lot more cars with a lot more human stress behind the wheel now, … and so many additional distractions.
Pretty sure the road is always clear as is my mind. Passengers confirm it. It’s not a mirror coincidence this has been happening. Until I am satisfied with a real world answer, I’m going with my alien/worm hole theory.
If I look back one day and see a vintage brown Pinto tailgating me, however, …
… then I’ll give up and simply go back to my skateboard.
Dad has a difficult time finding the right words most times. “It’s just not coming to me…”, so often mutters within his struggling conversations with me. Questions or comments in his direction trigger this reply a lot.
This is a symptom of the underlying disease of dementia, of course. Patience rules the moments. I try to get information. “How was your day?”. “Tell me about how you feel now.”. “Are you glad to get out for a little bit?”. I don’t know – even after years – if these are good, or appropriate, questions? All I want to do is stay connected to him as long as I can.
As I struggle to find connecting questions on this journey with dad, I find my inner voice saying, as well, … “it’s not coming to me”. What’s right and proper? A brain, aware and alert most of the time, finds it difficult to locate a quizicle query … an interesting issue to trigger dad’s synaptic senses.
This, probably, is a common frustration for those in my circle of known, and unknown, friends holding mental hands with dementia suffering loved ones. Has to be common? Communication. Conversation. What was once normal, everyday who, where, and why, … is now one way remembrances as blank stares and misplaced whats disguised as whos dominate discussions.
Yet, we love them the same. Even more, I would argue.
My point of all this is … why write it? Why briefly point out dad’s unique, but common, response restraint? Problem finding the right words – the correct, perfect reply.
I know my dad. He’s a perfectionist. Even with his life’s setback now, this trait is still deeply embedded. I do believe he may want to answer the best way he can. “It” may just be that perfect word he can’t process anymore. That perfect word isn’t coming to him.
A son, laughingly must admit, carries the same gene … not to a fault, however. I allow some things to slip by.
What couldn’t get by me was that perfect word this evening. Truly, “it wasn’t”, yes, “coming to me”. This was a moment I felt a connection to dad and he wasn’t even around. Ironically, we planned on his attendance, but scheduling prevented it.
Simply stated, a guest pastor was in attendance at our evening service. I had a moment beforehand to mention how much I enjoyed his remarks at a funeral a few weeks past. As the organist at many a funerals, I heard many eulogies. At this particular service, his words were, well, ….
… and here’s where I got stuck. The pastor and I could have easily been dad and I mired in traffic for a few awkward moments -with a few glaring differences, of course. No dad and son. One pastor and organist. Both, supposedly of sound mind.
However, still one blankly staring back at his friendly guest pastor thinking, “it’s not coming to me..” What’s the proper and right word to compliment a pastor on his exceptional message on the death of a beloved friend, pastor to us all?
As I spoke a few wiggly words, none seemed appropriate. Each worse than one prior. The pastor’s kind, but confused smiles confirmed my suspicions. It was a “good” message? I “enjoyed’ what you said? None lifted itself on angel’s wings, for sure. “Nice job”? As the few minutes swooped into mild embarrassment, we parted ways with no damage done. We’ve been friends a long time. He knows … I know. A little lighthearted banter before worship in his mind.
For me, not so much.
A chance to be dad. To understand how he must be. “Be” in a moment where the right word/phrase isn’t processing. I can’t imagine living in that space 24/7 … especially when in a car being asked questions you KNOW you should be able to answer … just can’t find the words. Or, remember.
It’s been eight hours now. You know, I STILL don’t know what, exactly, to say. It was a lovely funeral. Of all memorials I’ve played, his words are in the top 10%. This is what I ended up saying to him.
That’ll have to suffice. I’m not happy with it. Doesn’t seem enough. What he said about our dear friend was amazing, poignant, caring, and compassionate. With those, I am not satisfied. They’re not what I want to say.
Maybe dad has it right, after all. It may be best to just admit, “it’s not coming to me”, and move on.
Well, in any case, having that connection moment with dad was kinda cool. Dementia has its unique set of problems. It’s nice to know we can share these little problems together.
Together in spirit, that is.
Next time in the car, in a grocery store, or at one of his favorite ice cream stops, … we’ll have another, “it’s not coming to me” moment in person.
It’s anyone’s guess as to which one of us will be waiting for a reply. All good as long as the connection is maintained.
